Nerds Mens Sidewinder Trunks Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined. I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs. Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming. Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming. This is partly because jelly is thicker than water but also because there is a statistically significant increase in the probability that you will stop to eat some jelly. Hence, the maths proves that swimming in water is fast and there is a strong correlation between eating jelly and swimming slowly. Our professor is now determining whether diving into jelly with your mouth open leads to greater consumption of jelly.