Last updated at 31/12/2023 15:45:21
Pooped Boys Eco Sidewinder Trunks Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 12cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined. I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs. Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming. ECO C-INFINITY is the same superior quality polyester construction that you’ve come to trust from our C-Infinity fabric, but manufactured from end-of-life plastic water bottles. Providing 100% chlorine resistance and exceptional colours, ECO C-INFINITY gives a new life to waste, reducing our environmental impact and keeping you swimming day in and day out in the brightest swimwear on the market. There are plenty of remedies out there to keep the systems and pipes moving well but nothing comes as simple and effective as our new solution. If you’re needing a little help in that department, simply get your new trunks on, have a swim, do a few crunches, a core workout, burpees, box jumps, another swim, then sprint to the toilet. No luck? Drink prune juice and repeat.
Pooped Boys Eco Sidewinder Trunks Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 12cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined. I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs. Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming. ECO C-INFINITY is the same superior quality polyester construction that you’ve come to trust from our C-Infinity fabric, but manufactured from end-of-life plastic water bottles. Providing 100% chlorine resistance and exceptional colours, ECO C-INFINITY gives a new life to waste, reducing our environmental impact and keeping you swimming day in and day out in the brightest swimwear on the market. There are plenty of remedies out there to keep the systems and pipes moving well but nothing comes as simple and effective as our new solution. If you’re needing a little help in that department, simply get your new trunks on, have a swim, do a few crunches, a core workout, burpees, box jumps, another swim, then sprint to the toilet. No luck? Drink prune juice and repeat.
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Pooped Boys Eco Sidewinder Trunks Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 12cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined. I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs. Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming. ECO C-INFINITY is the same superior quality polyester construction that you’ve come to trust from our C-Infinity fabric, but manufactured from end-of-life plastic water bottles. Providing 100% chlorine resistance and exceptional colours, ECO C-INFINITY gives a new life to waste, reducing our environmental impact and keeping you swimming day in and day out in the brightest swimwear on the market. There are plenty of remedies out there to keep the systems and pipes moving well but nothing comes as simple and effective as our new solution. If you’re needing a little help in that department, simply get your new trunks on, have a swim, do a few crunches, a core workout, burpees, box jumps, another swim, then sprint to the toilet. No luck? Drink prune juice and repeat.
Pooped Boys Eco Sidewinder Trunks Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 12cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined. I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs. Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming. ECO C-INFINITY is the same superior quality polyester construction that you’ve come to trust from our C-Infinity fabric, but manufactured from end-of-life plastic water bottles. Providing 100% chlorine resistance and exceptional colours, ECO C-INFINITY gives a new life to waste, reducing our environmental impact and keeping you swimming day in and day out in the brightest swimwear on the market. There are plenty of remedies out there to keep the systems and pipes moving well but nothing comes as simple and effective as our new solution. If you’re needing a little help in that department, simply get your new trunks on, have a swim, do a few crunches, a core workout, burpees, box jumps, another swim, then sprint to the toilet. No luck? Drink prune juice and repeat.
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