Hammer Don’t Hurt ‘Em MC Hammer seemingly appeared out of nowhere in 1990 to take over the world of pop music and MTV’s music videos. While so many people remember songs like “Can’t Touch This” and MC Hammer’s iconic parachute pants, his gold vest also made a powerful statement that truly completed his costume. If you want to truly show up and show out as MC Hammer, then you need to add this Gold Vest to your ensemble. Can’t Touch This This Gold MC Hammer vest is officially licensed for quality fabrics and craftsmanship. It is a nearly perfect replica of the vest he wears in iconic music videos like Can’t Touch This. It’s made from professional quality polyester that is easy to clean and maintain. This gold vest is one-size-fits-most. You just have to bring the dance moves.