File this one under best remixes of all time. The Squier Paranormal Offset Telecaster fuses the sculpted offset body of a Jazzmaster with the touch and tone of a traditional 3-saddle Tele. And let us tell you: this guitar gets high marks from Sweetwater for both looks and performance. The Fender-designed alnico single-coils supply the quack, twang, chunk, and chime of our favorite T-styles. And the sculpted JM body provides unmatched comfort in the hands, with easy access all the way up the fingerboard. Vintage tuners and that classic headstock infuse the Paranormal Offset Telecaster with a timeless vibe. On the playability side, a Slim "C" maple neck makes the Offset Tele a perfect platform for everything from country twang to mathy modern rock. What's more, the Offset Tele's string-through construction and barrel saddle bridge supply great tone and endless fun for Tele and Jazzmaster lovers alike.