They say jorts are the above-ground pool of the shorts world. Our denim print swim brief, also known as the Daytona Dong Sarong, is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world...or something like that. It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you're really risky you'll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You'll probably get tossed out, but you'll look and taste good doing it. *These should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results.
They say jorts are the above-ground pool of the shorts world. Our denim print swim brief, also known as the Daytona Dong Sarong, is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world...or something like that. It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you're really risky you'll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You'll probably get tossed out, but you'll look and taste good doing it. *These should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results.
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They say jorts are the above-ground pool of the shorts world. Our denim print swim brief, also known as the Daytona Dong Sarong, is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world...or something like that. It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you're really risky you'll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You'll probably get tossed out, but you'll look and taste good doing it. *These should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results.
They say jorts are the above-ground pool of the shorts world. Our denim print swim brief, also known as the Daytona Dong Sarong, is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world...or something like that. It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you're really risky you'll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You'll probably get tossed out, but you'll look and taste good doing it. *These should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results.
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Last updated at 04/03/2025 01:40:31
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originally posted on shinesty.com
originally posted on shinesty.com
Fabric | 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex |
Cleaning Instructions | Hand Wash |
Fabric | 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex |
Cleaning Instructions | Hand Wash |